Digital Nip Tuck
Ok i gotta brag a little… One of my favorite things to do is retouch photos. I don’t get to do it as often or that extreme since I like to keep a little reality my graphic work. However if there is no time to have a photoshoot and your stock photos are a bit limited. Using Photoshop can be a lifesaver. I think things are waaay too retouched and surgically enhanced these days. But things tend to come around full circle and one day i’ll be proud of my upper lip hair and bags under the eyes, maybe.
Check out the work in progress below. I still have to fix the hat and some other details 
 Before |
 After |
Posted in Test on February 21st, 2008 by Cristina | | 1 Comments
Printable Cold Sores
herp-herp hooray! vandalism just got easier and comical.
Posted in Cool Websites, Diseases, Art on February 14th, 2008 by Cristina | | 0 Comments
russians ahoy!
TAGOO They are calling it the Russian Napster. Music is free again matey… Catch this pirate ship before is sails away!!
Posted in Cool Websites on February 12th, 2008 by Cristina | | 0 Comments
Stop the train and think about Jesus.
Ever had one dark, nasty thought after another? Stop that train and think about Jesus. I’m for real! Just picture Jesus getting in front of that out of control locomotive of evil with his golden stop sign of peace. And imagine that train come to a screeching halt and disintegrate into nothing. Your thoughts feed your soul. Every negative thought is a delicious cookie for that chubby little devil on your shoulder. Don’t starve your goodness.
Posted in Diseases on February 12th, 2008 by Cristina | | 0 Comments
And then this comes around…
I quit drinking beer b/c my pants are no longer fitting me. Good thing tunic tops and leggings are still fashionable. They hide the two layers of cold fat on my hips which is commonly known as muffin tops. However, brewing my own antioxidant rich beer might make me want to start jogging around the ol block. I’m still waiting for the vitamin cigarettes!
Posted in Beer on February 1st, 2008 by Cristina | | 0 Comments
